Let's do a lot of sitting around together
Date: 2009-09-21, 10:56PM CDT
I'm not active. I don't like to hike, bike, rollerblade or run. Nor walk around the lakes. I'm inactive and I work very hard at it. There is a lot to see in TV land. There are good movies coming out every week. There are some books worth spending time with. Then there is eating. You can't eat and do anything else. You have to just sit and eat. I have a desk job that keeps me mostly immobile and when I get home I like to unwind by sitting even more. Sometimes I like to take my show on the road and sit around outside, especially if there is a beach or a lake or a campfire. Sure, there is some adipose tissue that goes with all this. But this is a lifestyle after all and I am committed. Want to sit around with me? Fuck it I say. Throw in the towel. Stop sucking in your gut and let it go. Admit defeat. Let's have queso dip and watch M*A*S*H reruns, the way god intended. Let's sit around together. We can play cribbage or something. Order take out. Take a nap. Microwave some leftovers. Come on. You know you want to. Put "fajitas" in your subject when you reply so I know you're not retarded.